alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

hatewizard:

“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone

AFUCKINGMEN

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

checkrnate:

im so jealous of babies they have clear skin and their clothes cost like $2

(Source: anntarctica)

jawnpalace:

omg that was beautiful